Walking Eagle

Thanks Mike Taylor for passing this on!

I don't know if there's any truth to this or not, but I love it:

Walking Eagle

President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American
Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his
future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of
living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas,
how he had signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to
his desk for approval.

Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most
enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers".

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a
plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud
President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to
select the new name given to the President.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of
shit it can no longer fly.